I've rarely had a two-some. Two. Can count on one hand. My bedroom usually had wasted housemates in it, one slept walked and urinated on me. I'm more civilised now and don't allow loonies to live with me. Have you ever sat around night campfire and realised you were accidentally drinking magic mushroom tea?
Post by SketchyMagpie on Feb 20, 2016 22:59:06 GMT
Nope, no trouble with the police. The only encounter I've ever had with them was when some guys started chasing after me and my friend in their car and we had to call 999, but that was only on the phone.
No, what is wrong with you my housemate used to get picked upon, basically he fell asleep and got drawn upon, I used to to shake him awake because he was a nice guy and make him go in his shower. He'd go "get off" but I'd have to say "dude trust me", we shared a flat with assholes. You are drawn all over your face dude. I spent the next year stopping the idiot being drawn on. Have you ever sat in an old cemetery all night?
I say the cemetery thing as I lived next to a graveyard and often sat in it looking for shooting stars etc. Not sure if this is a prank or just evil, but one of my housemates returned blind drunk and we sent him to bed, I told him to get changed, he managed to throw his jeans on the floor and fell unconscious. Now I didn't do this but it was my idea but we had some fake blood ( some bottle from Halloween) and we squirted it in his jeans with a drip trail to the toilet which we filled with it, ( all the rooms had toilets/showers in them) then one of them squirted it under his bedsheets ( I had to stop them- be subtle). Anyway the next day he didn't say a word and the suggestive comments went unnoticed, so I asked him if he knew a huge guy called George, "he knocked on the door asking for you, don't worry, I said you were out, but he said he'd come back later. He looked hard as nails.... I'm sure he was wearing blue eye shadow. ", he started acting terrified so I had to eventually tell him the truth. It must be horrible thinking you sold your ass and can't remember. :/ Have you ever broken a bone, if so how and when?
Ok I'll jump in here before a bunch of the girls say 'yes', my answer is no, I try to think these things through and I can't imagine it, even though I have a lesbian sister, no, no. But saying that I am attracted to girls who are more tomboys than extremely female so maybe there is some scope. The only guy I can image feeling comfortable naked in front of is you Paul. Have you ever stolen anything from a shop?
With the theft thing I have stolen biscuits, porn and alcohol. I'm ashamed of it but I had no pocket money as a teen. I got a job and have never done it again.
Paul? These questions of yours are building a picture. Erm no. I guess if I lived in backward town I would have a favourite cousin, "she be purdy", but it's a rather strange thought. Second aunt Agatha has the most dreamy dentures and uncle Ron's wandering hand's are always full of fun. Have you ever not made it to a toilet in time?